I’ve got your back Sarah…
Ok, so you probably have all seen these terribly offensive billboards around town, which totally defame our beloved Sarah Marshall.
Please don’t pay them any attention, they are the workings of her heart broken ex boyfriend Peter Bretter, who frankly has to move on.
Well guess what… To counter Peter, several of her fans and I have raised enough money to buy our own billboards in support of Sarah. Take a look at what a little love of Sarah can accomplish… I LOVE YOU SARAH!!!!
March 20th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
you are the next Meg Ryan, but you look more like a size zero…
March 20th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I don’t know if Sarah’s reading this, but
Peter loved you, Sarah. He loved you more than he loves his piano or creatures of the night even.
You’ve lost the best thing that has ever happened to you. And your new boyfriend is a hideously bad musician. I’m not going to watch a single second of whatever crap show you’re on until you straighten up and get real. Get back to love.
- Peter’s No. 1 fan, Ben.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:27 am
Sarah’s dress size may be a size two but her “FAT” head is a size 22. I’m telling you she is a no talent woman. She is nowhere near being as talented as Meg Ryan. Give it up Sarah Marshall fans. Actually, I think Peter is so much better off without her. She was the one holding him back and he’s the one with the talent! Have any of you heard his song “Won’t Be Sleeping”? DAMN! He has got the voice and the song writing talent. This man will finally go places!!!
March 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I hated Meg Ryan too so yeah - i’d say Sarah Marshall is the next Meg Ryan!! HA HA HA!!!!
By the way, Peter’s been hanging out with me here during his lonely nights and all I have to say is Sarah - YOU LOST OUT! YEOW!!!!!
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I think all of yall people are crazy!!!! Ok its just 1 break up!!! every one breaks up!!! I bet you, most of the people reading this coment have broken up with some one at least 1!!!!!! So people, who cares who broke up with who or what ever, JUST GET OVER IT!!!!!!!! O and peter if you were REALY over her you wouldnt be putting up sighns about it her.
March 24th, 2008 at 5:48 am
Sarah, if you’re reading this. Today, Peter opened up to me. I guess I sort of owe you and apology, for saying so many mean things about you breaking Peter’s heart. He really is an AWESOME guy, but he has some issues that he’s finally working on, with the help of myself and a few others that he trusts. I wish you wouldn’t have given up on him so quickly, even though I do understand why you felt the need. I know one day, you will regret giving up on him, but I do feel it was the best thing that ever could have happened to him.
However, having said that…please note: I still think you SUCK as an actress and you have a BIG head.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
you and peter ummm let me think it was ur relation ship and yall broke up who cares if ur upset and hes upset just get back together
March 25th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Peter’s ads have a little more “zing” to them. Sorry, Sarah fans, but thats a big fail.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:12 am
You know…I’ve been seeing the signs that Sarah’s fans have been putting up, and I have to say…STUPID AND TACKY! At least Peter’s signs are unique and totally truthful. Sarah’s signs are just ridiculous. Sarah, did you put your fans up to this stupid idea? Maybe it was that stupid, no talent new boyfriends of yours… Aldous Snow? No matter, you claimed in an interview that Peter was acting childish…maybe you need to see you and your fans are acting no better. Peter’s heartbroken right now, however…this will pass. What’s your excuse for behaving this way?
March 26th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Hall and Oates must have had Sarah Marshall in mind when they penned “Maneater.” (Well, they would have if she had been born earlier.) Don’t the lines, “She’ll only come out at night - the lean and hungry type…She’s deadly man, and she could really rip your world apart” sound EXACTLY like what she did Peter?
March 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I think Sarah should get back to Peter. Cause he’s so much better than this other guy!!!
March 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
wow this whole thing is insane man…. sarah you should get back together with with peter i mean is OBVIOUSLY not over you yet and that other guy is gross!!!!! You and and peter are so good together!!!! and SARAH MARSHALL I LOVE U and i think you are gorgeous
March 29th, 2008 at 8:38 am
wow, 2 much build up. Love or hate. Don’t sit on the fence, if you spent enough to plaster billboards… We all have our own roads to build. Wait 4 your ruca, and move on. LIFE IS A GAMBLE, and you think you lost. YOU gambled, spend your money on a new honey and get over it, for you. we all loose at the dating game, grow up. If I had enough $ to post billboards, I’d be dating new women…. But I’m a freak, so take it 4 what it’ worth. I’m 32 and no kids or marriage, so get over yourself. I don’t post billboards about my dis-enchantment with women. I have loads of sympathy, but spend your Benjamin’s in a better place. Be a man and move on.
March 30th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Well, since I always spent so much money….I should but a bunch of billboards for you!!
March 31st, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Thanks guys!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I LOVE YOU SARAH MARSHALL! You’re GORGEOUS and TALENTED!
April 10th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
you’re going to need a lot more billboards than just a few..
Peter’s posters are in Canada right now, i haven’t seen one of the i like Sarah Marshall posters yet…
i didn’t even know this website existed to be honest, i found it through the posters i saw of the www.ihatesarahmarshall.com website, then i found out people actually spend time on warshiping people (kinda weird no offense…) >.>
other than that, good luck in your pursuits o.o
same goes with everyone (including Peter o.o)
April 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
omg, i am cracking up. this is HILARIOUS.